I was just minding my own business this morning; savoring that luxurious second cup of coffee and working the daily crossword.
Yes, in ink. Yes, (yes!) in red ink; it's February!
I guess I was pondering a more difficult clue when it happened.
The insert from today's paper arrested my attention.
I opened it.
Would you just cast your optics on those?!
Do you see them?
What do you see?
If you said "scented paper roses", my work here is done.
If you said "perfume ads", please stay tuned for more training.
Put down your red pen and pick up your scissors.
And give yourself a bouquet of beautifully scented roses.
You deserve it.
P.S. In other news (and I'm fairly certain this is the best thing I'm going to tell you today), Prince Charming sent me a text while these roses were happening and this is all it said:
"I dreamed you shot down the Devon tower with a missile and I didn't stop you."