Prince Charming is having a poker game here tonight, with a few of his sons and friends.
He sent me a text this afternoon and the conversation went like this:
Prince: "Any thoughts on dinner?"
Me: "Yes. 'Dinner' in the Midwest once denoted the noon meal, though it is now largely considered to be the evening meal, which was once referred to as supper. Doctors recommend eating a light dinner, as activity levels are generally lower in the evening than throughout the day. A meal of 3-4 oz. of broiled chicken or fish, a salad of fresh, leafy greens and a 4 oz. serving of brown rice would be considered a healthy dinner. It has been noted that an occasional glass of red wine with dinner has health benefits as well. In modern America, with its large percentage of working women, it is now often considered the role of the husband to provide for the evening meal."
No reply for a full two minutes.
Prince: "Wow. What are your desires, sweetheart?"
So, I'm telling you, if you're a single girl and you're hoping to get married to a man some day...
Get one like that.